Bird

Dating Dilemma

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 16:12:00 -0500

So I am supposed to go on a date tonight, but I don’t really want to go. I have worked way too hard this weekend and my brain is fried AND I am in a foul mood. Plus, I met this guy months ago and was only sorta interested then, and am even less so now. I know I should be nice and give him the benefit of the doubt and hey, maybe I’ll have fun, but I just want to sleep the rest of the day.

He called and wants me to call him back. Should I call him back?

stfumarrieds: “That’s what friends are for…” - Submitted by...

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 12:57:51 -0500

stfumarrieds:

“That’s what friends are for…” - Submitted by Nina

Ugh.

Squeeky Confessions

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 12:56:31 -0500

Sometimes when I eat Starbucks’ sausage breakfast sandwiches, I try and make a lot of noise or distract myself so I don’t have to hear my sausage patty squeek.

Seriously?

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 12:50:11 -0500

sara—:

brokenbirdy:

I have opened the past two days at Starbucks. Both mornings, my opener has either not shown up (Saturday) or shown up 15 minutes late (Sunday). It is the same person, and I am quite confused as to whether or not she cares, or if she prefers to be homeless on the street with her husband and child. Just wondering…

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people are late for things. She should feel incredibly lucky she even HAS a job. Trying to find one here, even when you submit your resume and applications to a hundred places….is nearly impossible.

I hate ungrateful people.

No doubt! She is almost always a couple minutes late usually, but these last two days have sent me over the edge. If I can make it on time, living forty minutes away, she, who lives five minutes away, should be on time as well.

Seriously?

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 11:00:00 -0500

I have opened the past two days at Starbucks. Both mornings, my opener has either not shown up (Saturday) or shown up 15 minutes late (Sunday). It is the same person, and I am quite confused as to whether or not she cares, or if she prefers to be homeless on the street with her husband and child. Just wondering…

I am really wanting to wear cutoff denim short-shorts!

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 08:05:50 -0500

sara—:

brokenbirdy:

sara—:

I HATE YOU INDIANA FOR SNOWING AND RUINING MY CUTE OUTFIT IDEAS.

Really, I get sick of winter so easily. I crave it and crave it and crave it and then it’s here and I want nothing to do with it. Quite typical.

Wear your short shorts with warm tights underneath them, it is a new trend! Blake Lively and Kate Walsh are doing it, why not you? :)

I promised myself I would never do that. I wanted to last winter and I just kept thinking about it and I was like “No. Sara. Don’t.” I just feel like tights and shorts were never meant to be. It’s forbidden love. :[

Haha, I think it’s a silly trend too. I would never have the cahones to do it. But sometimes forbidden loves are the most satisfying ;)

I am really wanting to wear cutoff denim short-shorts!

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 13:27:45 -0500

sara—:

I HATE YOU INDIANA FOR SNOWING AND RUINING MY CUTE OUTFIT IDEAS.

Really, I get sick of winter so easily. I crave it and crave it and crave it and then it’s here and I want nothing to do with it. Quite typical.

Wear your short shorts with warm tights underneath them, it is a new trend! Blake Lively and Kate Walsh are doing it, why not you? :)

tinygiraffe: (via tiresome) just wishin you were here...

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 19:10:47 -0500

tinygiraffe:

(via tiresome)

just wishin you were here bbz.

Megan look, it’s Ginny!

Someone once told me it was weird that I eat stuffing on Christmas

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 15:43:27 -0500

mykicks:

Right after I said “Hey, fuck you buddy” I said that stuffing is the greatest food made by anyone, and I would eat it everyday if I could.

I didn’t even know it was weird that I have stuffing on Christmas Day. I literally eat the exact same thing I eat on Thanksgiving, right down to the sides.

Me too. And when I was in college, I used to eat stuffing for dinner/every meal because it’s so filling and cheap!

woodrowwilson: christmas cat!

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 00:23:42 -0500

woodrowwilson:

christmas cat!

Signs you're an antisocial weirdo:

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:25:00 -0500

drinkyourjuice:

someone asks you if you want to do something tonight and you say “Yes!” and then immediately regret it because now you’re not going to be able to stay in and order netflix directly to your tivo while you sit in your empty house

It’s a tough life.

What's in a Name?

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:58:57 -0500

I have lots of nicknames for my kitty. Here’s how it started:

Real Name: Hobbes

First Nickname: Button

#2: Snook

#3: Snicker

#4: Snickerdoodle

And when I’m pissed at him, there are even more…

"Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it..."

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:56:47 -0500

““Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left — just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, ‘You greedy motherfucker, I’ve got nothing for you.’””

- John Mayer

bahahahaha.

(via sara—)

Ugh, this is horrifying. I remember when I was in high school, thinking John Mayer was soo sensitive and how he was my perfect guy. God, how he has fallen…

sara—: yes, this. I don’t think my future students...

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:50:42 -0500

sara—:

yes, this.

I don’t think my future students would be tough enough to handle this kind of teaching style.

sara—: Boo and Kitty! Lyndsey and I watched this a few...

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:34:03 -0500

sara—:

Boo and Kitty!

Lyndsey and I watched this a few nights ago. I love this movie oh-so much.

I LOVE Boo…

mykicks: eep it’s like the facebook version of Jersey...

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:05:11 -0500

mykicks:

eep

it’s like the facebook version of Jersey Shore…

Surprise in a box

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:06:53 -0500

Today at work we got a new coffee stand, and it came in a HUGE box. Another barista and I realized that one of us could fit inside of it, and that it would be hilarious if we scared the other barista, Sarah. So I climbed inside of it, and put the lid on top and waited.

Liz, the barista in cahoots with me, told Sarah I needed to talk to her about her till. Sarah came in the back room, and looked around for me, and when she was right next to the box, I threw my arms up, flipping over the lid and screamed “ARGHHH!” at her.

She LOST it. She screamed super loud and then we all started cracking up and crying.

It was hilarious. Glad that boxes can still entertain people.

"If you don’t have anything nice to say, sit next to me."

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:50:12 -0500

“If you don’t have anything nice to say, sit next to me.”

- Dorothy Parker (via love-and-radiation)

(via mykicks)

A man's testicles produce 72 million sperm a day- enough in six weeks to impregnate the entire world's female population.

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:49:14 -0500

ohyeahfacts:

(The Most Amazing Book of Useless Facts)

Ew.

drinkyourjuice: Baby animals are absolutely tragic. Like, this...

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:45:17 -0500

drinkyourjuice:

Baby animals are absolutely tragic. Like, this thing has ideas. It looks like it just farted and is really embarrassed. Ugh, Christ. Come here. Let’s get that sweater off and tickle your tummy.