| Woman: | Can I have birth control? |
|---|---|
| Government: | No. |
| Woman: | I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion? |
| Government: | No. |
| Woman: | I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it? |
| Government: | No. |
| Woman: | My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills? |
| Government: | Yes. |
Bird
My nickname is Bird because my dad said I had chicken legs in high school. Thanks puberty, thanks dad. After years of evolution, it turned into Bird.
Broken is for the numerous accidents I get myself into.
Broken is for the numerous accidents I get myself into.
