Bird

My nickname is Bird because my dad said I had chicken legs in high school. Thanks puberty, thanks dad. After years of evolution, it turned into Bird.

Broken is for the numerous accidents I get myself into.

If I flail around enthusiastically for 45 minutes to Top 40 hits, throwing in a few basic “exercise movements” that I know from PE and general exercise media, will that get me “floating the river” body ready, or just cancel out the two 22 oz. winter ales I’ve polished off tonight?

1 month ago
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