Mom’s Drunk Presents: How The Grinch Stole Christmas
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I love so, so many of the human beings who are in this. I’m in the middle somewhere, but I’m not telling you where because watch the whole thing.
Bird
My nickname is Bird because my dad said I had chicken legs in high school. Thanks puberty, thanks dad. After years of evolution, it turned into Bird.
Broken is for the numerous accidents I get myself into.
Broken is for the numerous accidents I get myself into.



