Bird

My nickname is Bird because my dad said I had chicken legs in high school. Thanks puberty, thanks dad. After years of evolution, it turned into Bird.

Broken is for the numerous accidents I get myself into.

drinkyourjuice:

momsdrunk:

Mom’s Drunk Presents: How The Grinch Stole Christmas

As read by 29 Tumblrs.

I love so, so many of the human beings who are in this. I’m in the middle somewhere, but I’m not telling you where because watch the whole thing.

1 month ago