If I am going to start online dating in the new year, I am going to make a video just like this.
This cracked me up.
(Source: orangutanne, via hellogiggles)
Bird
My nickname is Bird because my dad said I had chicken legs in high school. Thanks puberty, thanks dad. After years of evolution, it turned into Bird.
Broken is for the numerous accidents I get myself into.
Broken is for the numerous accidents I get myself into.
