January 2010
88 posts
for friar
drinkyourjuice:
scottfriday:
don’t say i never gave you anything.
Do you think I could get GoGirl to pay me to go around the United States peeing on things if I promise to liveblog it?
You guys, I’m set post-graduation
brb, emailing them.
Oh my gosh, this is outrageous.
Don’t take life sitting down, ladies!
Pet Pride
sarajustus:
brokenbirdy:
I took my kitty cat to the vet today because my mother was terrified he had cancer or something just because he had discoloration on his nose. Well, I must say, he passed with flying colors. The vet just gushed over him, saying the following:
1) He’s 9 1/4 lbs. that is PERFECT
2) He has a GORGEOUS coat
3) All his adult teeth are in and they look BEAUTIFUL
And he...
Pet Pride
I took my kitty cat to the vet today because my mother was terrified he had cancer or something just because he had discoloration on his nose. Well, I must say, he passed with flying colors. The vet just gushed over him, saying the following:
1) He’s 9 1/4 lbs. that is PERFECT
2) He has a GORGEOUS coat
3) All his adult teeth are in and they look BEAUTIFUL
And he didn’t scratch...
“Girls are supposed to dance, that’s why God gave them parts that giggle”
– Troy, Community (via alancassinelli)
Is it supposed to be jiggle? Because I don’t have any parts of me that giggle, except my mouth.
Just a Quickie
So I am supposed to be writing a paper, which I am pretty close to completing, but I just HAD to tell you guys something.
My mom bought toilet paper today, which is awesome because we were dangerously low. BUT, when I go to use it today, I realize it is the shittiest of shitty toilet paper. It’s “supposedly” one-ply but it really feels like quarter-ply, it’s that thin. It...
This is disturbing →
(via alancassinelli)
This is horrible.
Guys, I got this...
Don’t worry ya’ll, I just did a Diva impersonation with the hand waterfall, and since given my abs a thorough workout by laughing at myself. So its okay that I am eating Annie’s Snack Mix Bunnies instead of real food. I got it covered.
Breaking News
I have come to the conclusion that alcohol and coffee are pretty much the same thing when you break it down. They both make you feel fabulous and on top of the world when you’re in the moment of it all. But then you sit and relax for a few minutes, and your body reminds you just how fucked up you are before even consuming the damn thing.
My stimulant has betrayed me. But at least I still...
I Smell
Like coffee. Even though I showered after work, I still smell like coffee. My hair smells like coffee. My dirty bits smell like coffee (okay, not the actual dirty bits, but like, the stuff that locks and loads the dirty bits). My bed smells like coffee. My CELL PHONE smells like fucking coffee. And I am not talking about the best part of waking up type smell, I am talking about the sludge you find...
“For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.”
– Virginia Woolf (via bitchville)
Lemme Break it Down for You
I have a big presentation on Saturday in which I have to represent artistically all of the factors that led me to be a teacher as well as shaped my definition of a teacher, i.e. gender, religion, race, socio-economic status, western influences, philosophies etc.
So far, I have the following
Starbucks apron to represent socio-economic status, i.e. POOR
Barbies to represent gender, i.e. I am a...
Sarah McLachlan
“Fumbling toward Ecstasy” is playing on my shuffle.
I feel like I’m in 12th grade and so sexually relevant all over again. The bliss.
“mother wrote today with a good letter of maxims; skeptical as always at first, i...”
– sylvia plath, february 1956 (via eemmaa) (via fuckyeahsylviaplath)
sade:
Girl in my class: Yeah so my grandfather died this weekend Other girl: Oh no, I’m sorry to hear that. Girl in my class: No no, it was whatever, as soon as I heard he died I was like “YES!” because I went over to his house and searched through his shit to find his badges from the Army and his medals so I can put them on this leather mini I bought like 2 weeks ago. I was like, “Fuck yeah!”...
“Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive...”
– Martin Luther King Jr (via quotewhore)
Forever 21 needs to make a plus size store.
sarajustus:
scaeriel:
I mean seriously, I’m not like obese or anything… but I can’t even fit into a large anymore at their store. It’s like they are punishing me for not being a fucking stick. Pisses me off. One reason why I hate shopping… nothing fits.
DUDE! They make a “plus size” line online. And I feel the exact same way…a small there is like, a child’s size…what in the actual fuck. I...
Figures.
I was perusing my sister’s tumblr and found a song I really liked, “Pardon Me,” by He is We and I looked them up on iTunes and they only have ONE SONG on there. So lame.
Steph, do they have an album? Will you burn it for me?
realization of the day:
laydown:
Pregnancy is NOT fair for the woman, not in the least. I dont know why this thought didnt cross my mind sooner - I would have asked for a lot more before we did this. Week 32 is PISSING ME OFF. Im enormous, I still cant drink, I cant sit down comfortably because the baby lodges up into my rib cage, and I have terrible heartburn constantly. I realized this wouldnt be easy, but it all...
Currently
Watching my mother “jam” to apple bottom jeans. She apparently “loves this song.” Seriously? Who STILL LOVES THIS SONG?
Ugh.
I'm gonna be real here about male English majors,...
mykicks:
I remember a while back there was this post floating around Tumblr about male English majors, and how they’re all cute and hip and well-dressed with thick-rimmed glasses and just exude nerdy sexuality. And how they’re all gay.
NOT TRUE. In my experience, most of the guys I’ve come across in my writing/literature classes have either been a). Fat, b). Creepy guys with long, stringy hair...
“I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?”
– Ernest Hemingway (via scaeriel) (via sarajustus)
This guy.
insidethebox:
I’m the only male in my Women’s Autobiographies class. This happened yesterday:
Professor explains the final projects, one of which involves writing our own personal autobiography. Girl in front raises her hand.
“Since the class is Women’s Autobiographies, are you going to let men in the class write one for their final project?”
*half the class turns to look at me*
O_O
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