January 2010
88 posts
December 2009
174 posts
I hate backwards smiley faces
mykicks:
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
It just looks WRONG
Amen brotha!
I do a lot of waiting...
For example, waiting for my no good Starbucks opener in the morning in a sketchy parking lot, next to a Teriyaki restaurant and a Latino Christian multi-media store.
Dating Dilemma
So I am supposed to go on a date tonight, but I don’t really want to go. I have worked way too hard this weekend and my brain is fried AND I am in a foul mood. Plus, I met this guy months ago and was only sorta interested then, and am even less so now. I know I should be nice and give him the benefit of the doubt and hey, maybe I’ll have fun, but I just want to sleep the rest of the...
Squeeky Confessions
Sometimes when I eat Starbucks’ sausage breakfast sandwiches, I try and make a lot of noise or distract myself so I don’t have to hear my sausage patty squeek.
Seriously?
sara—:
brokenbirdy:
I have opened the past two days at Starbucks. Both mornings, my opener has either not shown up (Saturday) or shown up 15 minutes late (Sunday). It is the same person, and I am quite confused as to whether or not she cares, or if she prefers to be homeless on the street with her husband and child. Just wondering…
One of my biggest pet peeves is when people are late...
Seriously?
I have opened the past two days at Starbucks. Both mornings, my opener has either not shown up (Saturday) or shown up 15 minutes late (Sunday). It is the same person, and I am quite confused as to whether or not she cares, or if she prefers to be homeless on the street with her husband and child. Just wondering…
I am really wanting to wear cutoff denim...
sara—:
brokenbirdy:
sara—:
I HATE YOU INDIANA FOR SNOWING AND RUINING MY CUTE OUTFIT IDEAS.
Really, I get sick of winter so easily. I crave it and crave it and crave it and then it’s here and I want nothing to do with it. Quite typical.
Wear your short shorts with warm tights underneath them, it is a new trend! Blake Lively and Kate Walsh are doing it, why not you? :)
I promised...
I am really wanting to wear cutoff denim...
sara—:
I HATE YOU INDIANA FOR SNOWING AND RUINING MY CUTE OUTFIT IDEAS.
Really, I get sick of winter so easily. I crave it and crave it and crave it and then it’s here and I want nothing to do with it. Quite typical.
Wear your short shorts with warm tights underneath them, it is a new trend! Blake Lively and Kate Walsh are doing it, why not you? :)
Someone once told me it was weird that I eat...
mykicks:
Right after I said “Hey, fuck you buddy” I said that stuffing is the greatest food made by anyone, and I would eat it everyday if I could.
I didn’t even know it was weird that I have stuffing on Christmas Day. I literally eat the exact same thing I eat on Thanksgiving, right down to the sides.
Me too. And when I was in college, I used to eat stuffing for dinner/every meal because...
Signs you're an antisocial weirdo:
drinkyourjuice:
someone asks you if you want to do something tonight and you say “Yes!” and then immediately regret it because now you’re not going to be able to stay in and order netflix directly to your tivo while you sit in your empty house
It’s a tough life.
What's in a Name?
I have lots of nicknames for my kitty. Here’s how it started:
Real Name: Hobbes
First Nickname: Button
#2: Snook
#3: Snicker
#4: Snickerdoodle
And when I’m pissed at him, there are even more…
“Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I...”
– John Mayer
bahahahaha.
(via sara—)
Ugh, this is horrifying. I remember when I was in high school, thinking John Mayer was soo sensitive and how he was my perfect guy. God, how he has fallen…
Surprise in a box
Today at work we got a new coffee stand, and it came in a HUGE box. Another barista and I realized that one of us could fit inside of it, and that it would be hilarious if we scared the other barista, Sarah. So I climbed inside of it, and put the lid on top and waited.
Liz, the barista in cahoots with me, told Sarah I needed to talk to her about her till. Sarah came in the back room, and looked...
“If you don’t have anything nice to say, sit next to me.”
– Dorothy Parker (via love-and-radiation)
(via mykicks)
A man's testicles produce 72 million sperm a day-...
ohyeahfacts:
(The Most Amazing Book of Useless Facts)
Ew.
Laid to rest:
mykicks:
discodazzler:
From MLA Stylebook:
Because it is increasingly common for papers and manuscripts to be prepared with a single space after all punctuation marks, this spacing is shown in the examples in the MLA Handbook and the MLA Style Manual. As a practical matter, however, there is nothing wrong with using two spaces after concluding punctuation marks unless an instructor or editor...
“Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round...”
– Jack Kerouac (via samsaramotel) (via petersantiago) (via fuckyeahthebeatgeneration)
Stalker Update:
My stalker was 86’d about a month ago, and it hasn’t been going well. He still pokes his head in and harasses people, and today was no different.
He sticks his head inside and yells, “I got this coffee down the street for a $1.75 and it’s 10 times better than the SHIT you sell here!” (even though we only charged him 50 cents for his coffee).
Then, as he sees...
I think I'm done with Facebook.
So when aunts, uncles, and step-parents start creating facebooks and asking to be my friend, it’s time to let go. It’s not that I don’t love them, but there should just be a line drawn between social networks. I don’t want my nice, loving uncle seeing me wasted! And I don’t want my step-mom commenting on every picture of mine asking, “he’s cute,...
Caught Red-Handed
I was driving home from work, concocting this long and eloquent post about how the music on the radio is total trash and that artists these days are no longer true poets and musicians, until I caught myself turning up the volume and singing along to TiK ToK by Ke$ha…. damn.
In the 16th century, Turkish women were allowed to...
ohyeahfacts:
(The Amazing Book of Useless Information)
This is vital in a relationship.
dreamweaver:
My friend got dumped by his girlfriend today. On his birthday. Ouch.
Despite this depressing setback, he’s still going out for bar hopping merriment. I went back and forth on whether to go, and I finally decided not to. My biggest reason being my ex will be there and after our last encounter…lets just say, I’m staying away from him when booze is involved.
So instead I’m going to a...
11 Hours and Counting
I am working over 11 hours today. I am currently on nine-ish. I asked a cop and he said he only works 10 hours. Great.
fuckyeahthebeatgeneration:
gypsywanderlusst:
… a world full of rucksack wanderers, Dharma Bums refusing to subscribe to the general demand that they consume production and therefore have to work for the privilege of consuming, all that crap they didn’t really want anyway such as refrigerators, TV sets, cars, at least new fancy cars, certain hair oils and deodorants and general junk you finally...
What's in a Number?
My dad has this saying: “I’m not old, just getting older.”
Today, I finally understood what it feels like to be “older.” I was telling my dad a story while buying my stepbrother a gift card, and when the woman asked me to enter my pin, I picked up the key pad, and TOTALLY BLANKED.
I forgot my pin. I charged it as credit and went on to another store, to see if I...
I Love it
when I find a tumblr that seems really high quality and I get excited for their creative and interesting addition to my sometimes dull* dashboard
*I am not calling anyone dull, just saying sometimes I want more posts, so adding another person will do that. I love all of you.
“Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.”
– Ernest Hemingway (via rulesformyunbornson)
This is important.
(via drinkyourjuice)
(via brokenbirdy)
can we go on a trip sister?
(via sweetpealove)
Yes please :)
Ouch.
lizrhodes:
So on Monday this guy that I’ve been dating dumped me. And I mean dumped. He was upset with me because I wasn’t able to go eat dinner with him at his parents house because I had previous plans that I couldn’t break. So at two o’clock in the morning I got a text that said “I’m not going to lie, I’m just not into you or this anymore”. I replied by calling him and got this text back,...
“Always, after he was in bed, there were voices—indefinite, fading,...”
– F Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via drinkyourjuice)
“Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.”
– Ernest Hemingway (via rulesformyunbornson)
This is important.
(via drinkyourjuice)