Bird
2009
December
162
November
72
October
44
September
87
August
55
July
46
June
78
May
90
April
143
March
80
February
January
Dating Dilemma
So I am supposed to go on a date tonight, but I don’t really want to go. I have worked way too...
Dec 27th
stfumarrieds: “That’s what friends are for…” - Submitted...
Dec 27th
Squeeky Confessions
Sometimes when I eat Starbucks’ sausage breakfast sandwiches, I try and make a lot of noise or...
Dec 27th
Seriously?
sara—: brokenbirdy: I have opened the past two days at Starbucks. Both mornings, my...
Dec 27th
Seriously?
I have opened the past two days at Starbucks. Both mornings, my opener has either not shown up...
Dec 27th
I am really wanting to wear cutoff denim...
sara—: brokenbirdy: sara—: I HATE YOU INDIANA FOR SNOWING AND RUINING MY CUTE OUTFIT...
Dec 27th
I am really wanting to wear cutoff denim...
sara—: I HATE YOU INDIANA FOR SNOWING AND RUINING MY CUTE OUTFIT IDEAS. Really, I get sick...
Dec 26th
tinygiraffe: (via tiresome) just wishin you were here...
Dec 26th
Someone once told me it was weird that I...
mykicks: Right after I said “Hey, fuck you buddy” I said that stuffing is the greatest food made...
Dec 25th
woodrowwilson: christmas cat!
Dec 25th
Signs you're an antisocial weirdo:
drinkyourjuice: someone asks you if you want to do something tonight and you say “Yes!” and...
Dec 24th
What's in a Name?
I have lots of nicknames for my kitty. Here’s how it started: Real Name: Hobbes First...
Dec 23rd
Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married...
— John Mayer bahahahaha. (via...
Dec 23rd
sara—: yes, this. I don’t think my future...
Dec 23rd
sara—: Boo and Kitty! Lyndsey and I watched this a...
Dec 23rd
mykicks: eep it’s like the facebook version of...
Dec 23rd
Surprise in a box
Today at work we got a new coffee stand, and it came in a HUGE box. Another barista and I realized...
Dec 23rd
If you don’t have anything nice to say, sit next to me.
— Dorothy Parker (via...
Dec 23rd
A man's testicles produce 72 million...
ohyeahfacts: (The Most Amazing Book of Useless Facts) Ew.
Dec 23rd
drinkyourjuice: Baby animals are absolutely tragic. Like,...
Dec 23rd
alancassinelli: karikarikari: Autumn is my favorite. ...
Dec 23rd
I saw “The Road” yesterday and boy was it rough....
Dec 22nd
Laid to rest:
mykicks: discodazzler: From MLA Stylebook: Because it is increasingly common for papers and...
Dec 22nd
(via sara—) I loved this movie! And I might be going...
Dec 21st
sara—: fuckyeahemmawatson: fuckyeahrupertgrint: ...
Dec 20th
Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The...
— Jack Kerouac (via...
Dec 19th
Stalker Update:
My stalker was 86’d about a month ago, and it hasn’t been going well. He still pokes his...
Dec 19th
I think I'm done with Facebook.
So when aunts, uncles, and step-parents start creating facebooks and asking to be my friend,...
Dec 19th
Caught Red-Handed
I was driving home from work, concocting this long and eloquent post about how the music on the...
Dec 19th
In the 16th century, Turkish women were...
ohyeahfacts: (The Amazing Book of Useless Information) This is vital in a relationship.
Dec 19th
dreamweaver: My friend got dumped by his girlfriend today. On his birthday. Ouch. Despite this...
Dec 19th
11 Hours and Counting
I am working over 11 hours today. I am currently on nine-ish. I asked a cop and he said he only...
Dec 19th
fuckyeahthebeatgeneration: gypsywanderlusst: … a world full of rucksack...
Dec 18th
fuckyeahthebeatgeneration: gypsywanderlusst: ...
Dec 18th
ambird: i had made this series of six little fat people...
Dec 18th
So I own a lot of moleskine notebooks. Usually I just carry...
Dec 18th
What's in a Number?
My dad has this saying: “I’m not old, just getting older.” Today, I finally...
Dec 18th
$*Day Three: Target v-neck, Express Cardigan, pencil denim...
Dec 18th
I Love it
when I find a tumblr that seems really high quality and I get excited for their creative and...
Dec 18th
Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.
— Ernest Hemingway (via...
Dec 17th
Ouch.
lizrhodes: So on Monday this guy that I’ve been dating dumped me. And I mean dumped. He was...
Dec 17th
sara—: ...
Dec 17th
sara—: (via jamesdoesthedew) Just sang this out...
Dec 17th
Always, after he was in bed, there were voices—indefinite,...
— F Scott Fitzgerald, This Side...
Dec 17th
Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.
— Ernest Hemingway (via...
Dec 17th
Day Two: It’s a little dark, but you get the idea....
Dec 16th
SUCK MY DICK BOB MARLEY IS FUCKING AWESOME AND “Oh and you...
— -Mypenisachesforyou,...
Dec 16th
You are 16, going on 17....
What do you get a 16, soon to be 17 year old boy?
Dec 16th
Bitch, don't you DARE touch my beaded hair...
Dec 16th
Question:
How many of you re-read your posts, realize you’ve left a typo and go back and fix it so 1)...
Dec 16th
Seven months...
So I counted how many months it’s been since I’ve gone on a date: Seven months. OUCH.
Dec 16th
Sex Decoys
As I drove home from work tonight, this woman on the radio was discussing how women have gone about...
Dec 16th
Is it just me?
tigerrrrr: Or is changing your facebook status back to “single” like the most dreadful thing ever?...
Dec 16th
(via drinkyourjuice)
Dec 16th
woodrowwilson: i want to get a kitty and name him...
Dec 15th
delishyourdish: “Ain’t no Houdini but this is Veggie...
Dec 15th
Do guys say things just to fucking hear...
(via lizrhodes) I don’t think (for the most part), it’s to hear themselves speak, but...
Dec 15th
sara—: brokenbirdy: sara—: scaeriel: ...
Dec 15th
sara—: scaeriel: metalkprettyoneday: ...
Dec 15th
Steal my Identity...
Whenever I get an email or a phone call in which someone is asking for my bank account info or...
Dec 15th
sara—: cindebella: old-school-epiphany: ...
Dec 15th
There are over 1.3 trillion different...
ohyeahfacts: PERMUTATIONS! oh…. orgasm.
Dec 15th
Fuckin' Cat
My damn cat is being such a dick today. He pissed on my new boots (the bastard), and is pulling...
Dec 15th
It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving,...
— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via...
Dec 15th
(via stfumarrieds) This is beautifully pathetic AND...
Dec 15th
So, I have a challenge for myself. I NEVER wear skirts. If...
Dec 15th
Dec 15th
When I say to you, there is nobody like me, and there never...
— Lady Gaga (via...
Dec 14th
One day I will find the right words, and they will be...
— Jack Kerouac (via quotewhore)
Dec 14th
I had a man moment.
I was trimming my bangs, and when I was finished, I had stray hair pieces ALL over my cheeks....
Dec 14th
Watch
drinkyourjuice: I’m genuinely concerned that I will never find my own offspring as cute as I find...
Dec 14th
Before and after!
Dec 14th
Uppers and Downers
Upper: Taking my dogs to the park to play ball Downer: Paying bills.
Dec 13th
Facebook is becoming worthless.
Have you noticed facebook is becoming more like myspace? I mean, obviously it’s been that way...
Dec 13th
laydown: prettyfoods: saintsandliars: (via...
Dec 13th
(via scout)
Dec 13th
Arctic Blast 2009
I like how everyone was freaking out about the weather this weekend. People were scurrying to Les...
Dec 13th
PDX in the AM
Just saw a prostitute with her pimp trying to evade an arrest with a police officer. Oh yeah...
Dec 13th
i love
sweetpealove: reading the reblogs of my sister being harassed via tumblr. hahah I hope I get fat...
Dec 13th
What happened to all the free stuff?
So I remember my freshman year of college always giving e-cards to my boyfriend at the time because...
Dec 13th
My Future Wedding
alancassinelli: duplo: brokenbirdy: I know this is really shallow of me to admit, and it will...
Dec 13th
I think Wow, is the new “bitch.”
Dec 13th
My Future Wedding
duplo: brokenbirdy: I know this is really shallow of me to admit, and it will probably land me a...
Dec 13th
Yo my Tumblettes...
I need to buy a new mascara. I like mascara that lengthens my eyelashes because mine are pretty...
Dec 13th
drinkyourjuice: [via dylicious and at least 40 thrillion...
Dec 13th
Hey guys
why is google counting down?
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
YOU GUYS. I love Kate. She is freaking cute and ridiculously...
Dec 12th
Reasons why I don't like you:
1. you send me text messages where you say, “hey too cool…” No, I am not...
Dec 12th
(via scout)
Dec 12th
Dilemma....
My stepmom asked to be my friend on facebook. I usually don’t approve friend requests from...
Dec 11th
Post Office Chronicles
So I went to the post office to ship an espresso machine for my uncle. When I got to the counter,...
Dec 11th
woodrowwilson: happy hanukkah!!! God, I wish I were a...
Dec 11th
laydown: mutations: moviesinframes: Trainspotting,...
Dec 11th
fuckyeahbabyanimals: by sweetmave
Dec 11th
Did you know you're not allowed to high...
insidethebox: Disney, WHY WON’T YOU LET ME BE GREAT. Why not?
Dec 11th
I bet when Beyonce wrote and produced “Single...
Dec 11th
Cocoon of Warmth
I got a brand new mattress for Christmas and I took a nap on it this afternoon because I...
Dec 11th
Christmas tree: update.
So I am ridiculously sore. I should exercise more often so I don’t want to die the next day.
Dec 11th
tinygiraffe: (via prettypinkshoes)
Dec 11th
I want to give a really bad party. I mean it. I want to give...
— F. Scott Fitzgerald Tender is...
Dec 11th
drinkyourjuice: [via bringtheruckuss] Just a single lady...
Dec 10th
Why are you such a bitch?
So I was closing on Tuesday night, and like I always do (like any other establishment) I let...
Dec 10th
fuckyeahbabyanimals: Buffy
Dec 10th
(via haveabeagle)
Dec 10th
drinkyourjuice: Oh holy shit I just want my entire life to...
Dec 10th
tinygiraffe: (via prettypinkshoes)
Dec 10th
One of the most annoying things about...
mykicks: (besides the obvious annoyance of 20 year old Christian girls dying to get off the...
Dec 10th
Big day; biggest day of your life!
So today, was like, a big day. I cut down a freakin’ Christmas tree! By myself. And, I...
Dec 10th
I don't believe in God.
sara—: scaeriel: I don’t exactly look down on people who do but I can’t help but wonder...
Dec 9th
fuckyeahtattoos: Henry David Thoreau Done by Shorty at...
Dec 9th
Dear Tumblr:
mykicks: discodazzler: I’m not sure I get it. Why is everyone using the “N word” today? Was...
Dec 9th
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the...
— Soren Kierkegaard [thadeej] ...
Dec 9th
herro followers,
sara—: sweetpealove: sara—: I’ll have a lot of time over xxxmas break from college/work...
Dec 8th
herro followers,
sara—: I’ll have a lot of time over xxxmas break from college/work to read and I’d like some...
Dec 8th
stfumarrieds: Submitted by Katie Seriously? It’s a...
Dec 8th
fuckyeahbabyanimals: Merry Christmas!
Dec 8th
Get-Out-Of-Guilt Free Card
I just read an article on the NY Times website this guy wrote, in which he talked about books he has...
Dec 8th
(via lizrhodes) Love this.
Dec 8th
scout: endofmarch / milkymoon / malfoyy
Dec 8th
Alright guys, I'm sorry some of you are...
ohyeahfacts: And I mean this in the nicest way possible, but if you have to publicly announce...
Dec 8th
laydown: ianlee: dearestlife:(via lifedoesnotstop) ...
Dec 8th
Watch
mykicks: THIS FUCKING PUG IS PUSHING A FUCKING STROLLER AND FUCK ALL OF YOU IF YOU DON’T THINK...
Dec 7th
(via fuckyeahtattoos) cool…
Dec 7th
It seems to me we can never give up longing and wishing...
— George Eliot (via quotewhore)
Dec 7th
duplo: Chilly sunrise. It’s not supposed to get above...
Dec 7th
HIV-Positive Man Injects Sleeping Wife With...
Dec 7th
mykicks: Thought she wasn’t wearing anything but the...
Dec 7th
Relatively atrocious
So I went on a “date.” I put date in quotes because I thought it wasn’t a date,...
Dec 6th
I think the biggest turn off
drinkyourjuice: in the entire universe for me is the romantic email. I don’t mean like a ‘hey,...
Dec 6th
Watch
tinygiraffe: omgharrypotter: DEATHLY HALLOWS Teaser Trailer. High-Resolution. (WATCH BEFORE IT...
Dec 6th
Fuck you all.
So because I was busy hurting my brain by taking a stupid, standardized test, I was late on the game...
Dec 6th
french-blast: Dimitry Grigorev via
Dec 6th
Listen
mykicks: Simon & Garfunkel - “Scarborough Fair/Canticle”
Dec 5th
damn
alancassinelli: the Beavs lost. From Rose bowl to Vegas bowl, just like that. I’m gonna hate...
Dec 4th
OOOOOO!
the true team won tonight.
Dec 4th
bunkercomplex: How to nap - Boston.com
Dec 4th
Satan Cat
So I had the remnants of my dinner sitting next to me on a bar stool by the couch. My cat is a...
Dec 4th
Pffft, English majors.
insidethebox: In my fairy tales seminar (I know, I know), three girls (out of fifteen total people...
Dec 4th
lizrhodes: A boy gave me flowers. :) So pretty, I love...
Dec 4th
Sleep
So I can’t fall asleep and I have to get up in like two hours. I’ve tried a few things...
Dec 3rd
The Aughts: Trying to Say The Things I...
britticisms: We talk about nothing, except for when we talk about Something, in which case our...
Dec 3rd
I just watched a 14 minute video on Clinique’s Three Step Skin Care line by some random girl...
Dec 3rd
Founder of comparative anatomy and...
Baron Georges Leopold Chretien Frederic Dagobert Cuvier. Damn, what a name.
Dec 3rd
You Men
prepositionalphrase: brokenbirdy: prepositionalphrase: brokenbirdy: suck the life out of us...
Dec 3rd
You Men
prepositionalphrase: brokenbirdy: suck the life out of us women. I just read that four people...
Dec 3rd
You Men
suck the life out of us women. I just read that four people were involved in the discovery of DNA,...
Dec 3rd
Watch
drinkyourjuice: Oh my god it is so embarrassing for you that you are alive and trying to express...
Dec 3rd
drinkyourjuice: [molls:film114] Shame on New York for...
Dec 3rd
(via fuckyeahbabyanimals) for prepositionalphrase. Look...
Dec 2nd
Watch
fuckyeahbabyanimals: brimichelle: (via) For you. BRB OVERDOSING ON ADORABLE
Dec 2nd
fuckyeahbabyanimals: Sleepy Sylvie!
Dec 2nd
Well, so that is what happens and what has happened and you...
— Ernest Hemingway, For Whom The...
Dec 2nd
fuckyeahbabyanimals: Her name is Aussie. She is 6 weeks...
Dec 2nd
So Help Me
If I see one more wrist tattoo that says “breath” or “love” or...
Dec 2nd
Confession:
alancassinelli: I have never been to Ikea Neither have I!
Dec 1st
(via scout)
Dec 1st
Number 2 and 3 are my fav.
sweetpealove: So I was googling today and came across this “aids kills fags” tag and decided to...
Dec 1st
Watch
I love this commercial, especially the little asian girl jumping all around…
Dec 1st
Listen
bunkercomplex: The Swell Season - “Star Star/Oh Holy Night”
Dec 1st
On the change in seasons:
britticisms: Have you ever noticed that the number of letters in the name of a month get longer...
Dec 1st
So going to hell...
but I was looking at a girl’s facebook photos and I thought to myself, “God, she is soo...
Dec 1st
I have got to get myself out of...
lizrhodes: brokenbirdy: (via lizrhodes) Just fake death and escape to Costa Rica… that’s what I...
Dec 1st
I have got to get myself out of...
(via lizrhodes) Just fake death and escape to Costa Rica… that’s what I would do…
Dec 1st
Scary and Damaged.
So I gave my phone number to a guy I went to high school with and met up with again at the Starbucks...
Dec 1st
I think I have fake followers
Because I tried to look at some of my follower’s tumblrs and it said “page cannot be...
Dec 1st
Okay, so here's the lowdown
I have to take this test called the ORELA on Saturday. In order to be a teacher, the state law...
Dec 1st
Man, I love my friends
malty: “I only have a few rules. Don’t come in my weave or fuck my face.” -S Yeah the S...
Dec 1st
Your Annual Guide To Holiday Romance
Dec 1st