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Feb 9th

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Feb 3rd

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This is gonna be awesome...: I am a SERVER. Not a... →

Preach! theejamieleigh: When you go into a restaurant, please keep in mind that you are not a dictator of a third world country where everyone bends over and takes it from you. You are a person, just like your server. Your server is a human being with bills, a family, and even feelings. I am not a mind reader and you…

Feb 2nd

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The Greatest Books of All Time, as Voted by 125... →

UGH, this list is SO pretentious. androogenous: Top Ten Works of the 20th Century 1. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov 2.The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald 3. The Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust 4. Ulysses by James Joyce 5. Dubliners by James Joyce 6. One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez 7. The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner 8. To the Lighthouse by...

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 26th

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 22nd

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What if?

If I flail around enthusiastically for 45 minutes to Top 40 hits, throwing in a few basic “exercise movements” that I know from PE and general exercise media, will that get me “floating the river” body ready, or just cancel out the two 22 oz. winter ales I’ve polished off tonight?

Jan 21st

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Jan 7th

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Jan 7th

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Jan 6th

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Jan 6th

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Jan 5th

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Can someone please explain to me how on earth I’m supposed to use Spotify? I just don’t get it.

Jan 3rd

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Partying on New Year's Eve?

Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number: 1-800-222-4357.

Dec 28th

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 18th

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Dec 13th

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Dec 13th

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Dec 9th

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Dec 6th

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Dec 6th

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Dec 6th

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Watch

gotorterra: jonjonathanjon: keithpence: nzafro: My grandfather died and left my family this video will. R.I.P papi. this is actually the best thing ever. wait….what? HAHAHA! lord save me. i am dead. I was expecting to get my cry on, and instead I laughed my ass off.

Dec 4th

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“I fell in love with her courage, her sincerity, and her flaming self respect....”

– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via e-pic)

Dec 4th

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Dec 3rd

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Works cited

shitmystudentswrite: “JSTOR: An Error Occurred Setting Your User Cookie.” JSTOR: An Error Occurred Setting Your User Cookie. N.p., n.d. Web. 4 Nov. 2011

Nov 30th

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