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Dating Dilemma

So I am supposed to go on a date tonight, but I don’t really want to go. I have worked way too...

Dec 27th

stfumarrieds: “That’s what friends are for…” - Submitted...

Dec 27th

Squeeky Confessions

Sometimes when I eat Starbucks’ sausage breakfast sandwiches, I try and make a lot of noise or...

Dec 27th

Seriously?

sara—: brokenbirdy: I have opened the past two days at Starbucks. Both mornings, my...

Dec 27th

Seriously?

I have opened the past two days at Starbucks. Both mornings, my opener has either not shown up...

Dec 27th

I am really wanting to wear cutoff denim...

sara—: brokenbirdy: sara—: I HATE YOU INDIANA FOR SNOWING AND RUINING MY CUTE OUTFIT...

Dec 27th

I am really wanting to wear cutoff denim...

sara—: I HATE YOU INDIANA FOR SNOWING AND RUINING MY CUTE OUTFIT IDEAS. Really, I get sick...

Dec 26th

tinygiraffe: (via tiresome) just wishin you were here...

Dec 26th

Someone once told me it was weird that I...

mykicks: Right after I said “Hey, fuck you buddy” I said that stuffing is the greatest food made...

Dec 25th

woodrowwilson: christmas cat!

Dec 25th

Signs you're an antisocial weirdo:

drinkyourjuice: someone asks you if you want to do something tonight and you say “Yes!” and...

Dec 24th

What's in a Name?

I have lots of nicknames for my kitty. Here’s how it started: Real Name: Hobbes First...

Dec 23rd

“Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married...”
— John Mayer bahahahaha. (via...

Dec 23rd

sara—: yes, this. I don’t think my future...

Dec 23rd

sara—: Boo and Kitty! Lyndsey and I watched this a...

Dec 23rd

mykicks: eep it’s like the facebook version of...

Dec 23rd

Surprise in a box

Today at work we got a new coffee stand, and it came in a HUGE box. Another barista and I realized...

Dec 23rd

“If you don’t have anything nice to say, sit next to me.”
— Dorothy Parker (via...

Dec 23rd

A man's testicles produce 72 million...

ohyeahfacts: (The Most Amazing Book of Useless Facts) Ew.

Dec 23rd

drinkyourjuice: Baby animals are absolutely tragic. Like,...

Dec 23rd

alancassinelli: karikarikari: Autumn is my favorite. ...

Dec 23rd

I saw “The Road” yesterday and boy was it rough....

Dec 22nd

Laid to rest:

mykicks: discodazzler: From MLA Stylebook: Because it is increasingly common for papers and...

Dec 22nd

(via sara—) I loved this movie! And I might be going...

Dec 21st

sara—: fuckyeahemmawatson: fuckyeahrupertgrint: ...

Dec 20th

“Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The...”
— Jack Kerouac (via...

Dec 19th

Stalker Update:

My stalker was 86’d about a month ago, and it hasn’t been going well. He still pokes his...

Dec 19th

I think I'm done with Facebook.

So when aunts, uncles, and step-parents start creating facebooks and asking to be my friend,...

Dec 19th

Caught Red-Handed

I was driving home from work, concocting this long and eloquent post about how the music on the...

Dec 19th

In the 16th century, Turkish women were...

ohyeahfacts: (The Amazing Book of Useless Information) This is vital in a relationship.

Dec 19th

dreamweaver: My friend got dumped by his girlfriend today. On his birthday. Ouch. Despite this...

Dec 19th

11 Hours and Counting

I am working over 11 hours today. I am currently on nine-ish. I asked a cop and he said he only...

Dec 19th

fuckyeahthebeatgeneration: gypsywanderlusst: … a world full of rucksack...

Dec 18th

fuckyeahthebeatgeneration: gypsywanderlusst: ...

Dec 18th

ambird: i had made this series of six little fat people...

Dec 18th

So I own a lot of moleskine notebooks. Usually I just carry...

Dec 18th

What's in a Number?

My dad has this saying: “I’m not old, just getting older.” Today, I finally...

Dec 18th

$*Day Three: Target v-neck, Express Cardigan, pencil denim...

Dec 18th

I Love it

when I find a tumblr that seems really high quality and I get excited for their creative and...

Dec 18th

“Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.”
— Ernest Hemingway (via...

Dec 17th

Ouch.

lizrhodes: So on Monday this guy that I’ve been dating dumped me.  And I mean dumped.  He was...

Dec 17th

sara—: ...

Dec 17th

sara—: (via jamesdoesthedew) Just sang this out...

Dec 17th

“Always, after he was in bed, there were voices—indefinite,...”
— F Scott Fitzgerald, This Side...

Dec 17th

“Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.”
— Ernest Hemingway (via...

Dec 17th

Day Two: It’s a little dark, but you get the idea....

Dec 16th

“SUCK MY DICK BOB MARLEY IS FUCKING AWESOME AND “Oh and you...”
— -Mypenisachesforyou,...

Dec 16th

You are 16, going on 17....

What do you get a 16, soon to be 17 year old boy?

Dec 16th

Bitch, don't you DARE touch my beaded hair...

Dec 16th

Question:

How many of you re-read your posts, realize you’ve left a typo and go back and fix it so 1)...

Dec 16th

Seven months...

So I counted how many months it’s been since I’ve gone on a date: Seven months. OUCH.

Dec 16th

Sex Decoys

As I drove home from work tonight, this woman on the radio was discussing how women have gone about...

Dec 16th

Is it just me?

tigerrrrr: Or is changing your facebook status back to “single” like the most dreadful thing ever?...

Dec 16th

(via drinkyourjuice)

Dec 16th

woodrowwilson: i want to get a kitty and name him...

Dec 15th

delishyourdish: “Ain’t no Houdini but this is Veggie...

Dec 15th

Do guys say things just to fucking hear...

(via lizrhodes) I don’t think (for the most part), it’s to hear themselves speak, but...

Dec 15th

sara—: brokenbirdy: sara—: scaeriel: ...

Dec 15th

sara—: scaeriel: metalkprettyoneday: ...

Dec 15th

Steal my Identity...

Whenever I get an email or a phone call in which someone is asking for my bank account info or...

Dec 15th

sara—: cindebella: old-school-epiphany: ...

Dec 15th

There are over 1.3 trillion different...

ohyeahfacts: PERMUTATIONS! oh…. orgasm.

Dec 15th

Fuckin' Cat

My damn cat is being such a dick today. He pissed on my new boots (the bastard), and is pulling...

Dec 15th

“It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving,...”
—  F. Scott Fitzgerald (via...

Dec 15th

(via stfumarrieds) This is beautifully pathetic AND...

Dec 15th

So, I have a challenge for myself. I NEVER wear skirts. If...

Dec 15th

Dec 15th

“When I say to you, there is nobody like me, and there never...”
— Lady Gaga (via...

Dec 14th

“One day I will find the right words, and they will be...”
— Jack Kerouac (via quotewhore)

Dec 14th

I had a man moment.

I was trimming my bangs, and when I was finished, I had stray hair pieces ALL over my cheeks....

Dec 14th

Watch

drinkyourjuice: I’m genuinely concerned that I will never find my own offspring as cute as I find...

Dec 14th

Before and after!

Dec 14th

Uppers and Downers

Upper: Taking my dogs to the park to play ball Downer: Paying bills.

Dec 13th

Facebook is becoming worthless.

Have you noticed facebook is becoming more like myspace? I mean, obviously it’s been that way...

Dec 13th

laydown: prettyfoods: saintsandliars: (via...

Dec 13th

(via scout)

Dec 13th

Arctic Blast 2009

I like how everyone was freaking out about the weather this weekend. People were scurrying to Les...

Dec 13th

PDX in the AM

Just saw a prostitute with her pimp trying to evade an arrest with a police officer. Oh yeah...

Dec 13th

i love

sweetpealove: reading the reblogs of my sister being harassed via tumblr. hahah I hope I get fat...

Dec 13th

What happened to all the free stuff?

So I remember my freshman year of college always giving e-cards to my boyfriend at the time because...

Dec 13th

My Future Wedding

alancassinelli: duplo: brokenbirdy: I know this is really shallow of me to admit, and it will...

Dec 13th

I think Wow, is the new “bitch.”

Dec 13th

My Future Wedding

duplo: brokenbirdy: I know this is really shallow of me to admit, and it will probably land me a...

Dec 13th

Yo my Tumblettes...

I need to buy a new mascara. I like mascara that lengthens my eyelashes because mine are pretty...

Dec 13th

drinkyourjuice: [via dylicious and at least 40 thrillion...

Dec 13th

Hey guys

why is google counting down?

Dec 12th

Dec 12th

YOU GUYS. I love Kate. She is freaking cute and ridiculously...

Dec 12th

Reasons why I don't like you:

1. you send me text messages where you say, “hey too cool…” No, I am not...

Dec 12th

(via scout)

Dec 12th

Dilemma....

My stepmom asked to be my friend on facebook. I usually don’t approve friend requests from...

Dec 11th

Post Office Chronicles

So I went to the post office to ship an espresso machine for my uncle. When I got to the counter,...

Dec 11th

woodrowwilson: happy hanukkah!!! God, I wish I were a...

Dec 11th

laydown: mutations: moviesinframes: Trainspotting,...

Dec 11th

fuckyeahbabyanimals: by sweetmave

Dec 11th

Did you know you're not allowed to high...

insidethebox: Disney, WHY WON’T YOU LET ME BE GREAT. Why not?

Dec 11th

I bet when Beyonce wrote and produced “Single...

Dec 11th

Cocoon of Warmth

I got a brand new mattress for Christmas and I took a nap on it this afternoon because I...

Dec 11th

Christmas tree: update.

So I am ridiculously sore. I should exercise more often so I don’t want to die the next day.

Dec 11th

tinygiraffe: (via prettypinkshoes)

Dec 11th

“I want to give a really bad party. I mean it. I want to give...”
— F. Scott Fitzgerald Tender is...

Dec 11th

drinkyourjuice: [via bringtheruckuss] Just a single lady...

Dec 10th

Why are you such a bitch?

So I was closing on Tuesday night, and like I always do (like any other establishment) I let...

Dec 10th

fuckyeahbabyanimals: Buffy

Dec 10th

(via haveabeagle)

Dec 10th

drinkyourjuice: Oh holy shit I just want my entire life to...

Dec 10th

tinygiraffe: (via prettypinkshoes)

Dec 10th

One of the most annoying things about...

mykicks: (besides the obvious annoyance of 20 year old Christian girls dying to get off the...

Dec 10th

Big day; biggest day of your life!

So today, was like, a big day. I cut down a freakin’ Christmas tree! By myself. And, I...

Dec 10th

I don't believe in God.

sara—: scaeriel: I don’t exactly look down on people who do but I can’t help but wonder...

Dec 9th

fuckyeahtattoos: Henry David Thoreau Done by Shorty at...

Dec 9th

Dear Tumblr:

mykicks: discodazzler: I’m not sure I get it. Why is everyone using the “N word” today? Was...

Dec 9th

“People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the...”
— Soren Kierkegaard [thadeej] ...

Dec 9th

herro followers,

sara—: sweetpealove: sara—: I’ll have a lot of time over xxxmas break from college/work...

Dec 8th

herro followers,

sara—: I’ll have a lot of time over xxxmas break from college/work to read and I’d like some...

Dec 8th

stfumarrieds: Submitted by Katie Seriously? It’s a...

Dec 8th

fuckyeahbabyanimals: Merry Christmas!

Dec 8th

Get-Out-Of-Guilt Free Card

I just read an article on the NY Times website this guy wrote, in which he talked about books he has...

Dec 8th

(via lizrhodes) Love this.

Dec 8th

scout: endofmarch / milkymoon / malfoyy

Dec 8th

Alright guys, I'm sorry some of you are...

ohyeahfacts: And I mean this in the nicest way possible, but if you have to publicly announce...

Dec 8th

laydown: ianlee: dearestlife:(via lifedoesnotstop) ...

Dec 8th

Watch

mykicks: THIS FUCKING PUG IS PUSHING A FUCKING STROLLER AND FUCK ALL OF YOU IF YOU DON’T THINK...

Dec 7th

(via fuckyeahtattoos) cool…

Dec 7th

“It seems to me we can never give up longing and wishing...”
— George Eliot (via quotewhore)

Dec 7th

duplo: Chilly sunrise. It’s not supposed to get above...

Dec 7th

HIV-Positive Man Injects Sleeping Wife With...

Dec 7th

mykicks: Thought she wasn’t wearing anything but the...

Dec 7th

Relatively atrocious

So I went on a “date.” I put date in quotes because I thought it wasn’t a date,...

Dec 6th

I think the biggest turn off

drinkyourjuice: in the entire universe for me is the romantic email. I don’t mean like a ‘hey,...

Dec 6th

Watch

tinygiraffe: omgharrypotter: DEATHLY HALLOWS Teaser Trailer. High-Resolution. (WATCH BEFORE IT...

Dec 6th

Fuck you all.

So because I was busy hurting my brain by taking a stupid, standardized test, I was late on the game...

Dec 6th

french-blast: Dimitry Grigorev via

Dec 6th

Listen

mykicks: Simon & Garfunkel - “Scarborough Fair/Canticle”

Dec 5th

damn

alancassinelli: the Beavs lost. From Rose bowl to Vegas bowl, just like that. I’m gonna hate...

Dec 4th

OOOOOO!

the true team won tonight.

Dec 4th

bunkercomplex: How to nap - Boston.com

Dec 4th

Satan Cat

So I had the remnants of my dinner sitting next to me on a bar stool by the couch. My cat is a...

Dec 4th

Pffft, English majors.

insidethebox: In my fairy tales seminar (I know, I know), three girls (out of fifteen total people...

Dec 4th

lizrhodes: A boy gave me flowers.  :) So pretty, I love...

Dec 4th

Sleep

So I can’t fall asleep and I have to get up in like two hours. I’ve tried a few things...

Dec 3rd

The Aughts: Trying to Say The Things I...

britticisms: We talk about nothing, except for when we talk about Something, in which case our...

Dec 3rd

I just watched a 14 minute video on Clinique’s Three Step Skin Care line by some random girl...

Dec 3rd

Founder of comparative anatomy and...

Baron Georges Leopold Chretien Frederic Dagobert Cuvier. Damn, what a name.

Dec 3rd

You Men

prepositionalphrase: brokenbirdy: prepositionalphrase: brokenbirdy: suck the life out of us...

Dec 3rd

You Men

prepositionalphrase: brokenbirdy: suck the life out of us women. I just read that four people...

Dec 3rd

You Men

suck the life out of us women. I just read that four people were involved in the discovery of DNA,...

Dec 3rd

Watch

drinkyourjuice: Oh my god it is so embarrassing for you that you are alive and trying to express...

Dec 3rd

drinkyourjuice: [molls:film114] Shame on New York for...

Dec 3rd

(via fuckyeahbabyanimals) for prepositionalphrase. Look...

Dec 2nd

Watch

fuckyeahbabyanimals: brimichelle: (via) For you. BRB OVERDOSING ON ADORABLE

Dec 2nd

fuckyeahbabyanimals: Sleepy Sylvie!

Dec 2nd

“Well, so that is what happens and what has happened and you...”
— Ernest Hemingway, For Whom The...

Dec 2nd

fuckyeahbabyanimals: Her name is Aussie. She is 6 weeks...

Dec 2nd

So Help Me

If I see one more wrist tattoo that says “breath” or “love” or...

Dec 2nd

Confession:

alancassinelli: I have never been to Ikea Neither have I!

Dec 1st

(via scout)

Dec 1st

Number 2 and 3 are my fav.

sweetpealove: So I was googling today and came across this “aids kills fags” tag and decided to...

Dec 1st

Watch

I love this commercial, especially the little asian girl jumping all around…

Dec 1st

Listen

bunkercomplex: The Swell Season - “Star Star/Oh Holy Night”

Dec 1st

On the change in seasons:

britticisms: Have you ever noticed that the number of letters in the name of a month get longer...

Dec 1st

So going to hell...

but I was looking at a girl’s facebook photos and I thought to myself, “God, she is soo...

Dec 1st

I have got to get myself out of...

lizrhodes: brokenbirdy: (via lizrhodes) Just fake death and escape to Costa Rica… that’s what I...

Dec 1st

I have got to get myself out of...

(via lizrhodes) Just fake death and escape to Costa Rica… that’s what I would do…

Dec 1st

Scary and Damaged.

So I gave my phone number to a guy I went to high school with and met up with again at the Starbucks...

Dec 1st

I think I have fake followers

Because I tried to look at some of my follower’s tumblrs and it said “page cannot be...

Dec 1st

Okay, so here's the lowdown

I have to take this test called the ORELA on Saturday. In order to be a teacher, the state law...

Dec 1st

Man, I love my friends

malty: “I only have a few rules. Don’t come in my weave or fuck my face.” -S Yeah the S...

Dec 1st

Your Annual Guide To Holiday Romance

Dec 1st